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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Friday, 03 September 2010 17:53
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Aztecs believed that the sun died every night and needed human blood to give it strength to rise the next day so they sacrificed 15,000 men a year to appease their sun god, Huitzilopochtli. Most of the victims were prisoners taken in wars, which were sometimes started solely to round up sacrificial victims. This is pretty much the exact same philosophy Walmart uses withe regard to their employees.

 

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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:48
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It's quite possible that we've finally reached a point in evolution where sheep might be catching up to humans. Sheep currently rank in intelligence right below pigs and cows and many scientists would argue that many humans these days are somewhere in the middle. If humans don't figure out how to get our gestation period to 150 days over the next 5-10 years, sheep could conceivably take over this planet.


 
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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Thursday, 08 July 2010 18:24
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Super Mario is yet another sad story in a long line of hard working men who go through endless pain and suffering to win the heart of an unattainable woman. After 25 years of battling killer mushrooms, axe-throwing turtles and Bowser the Dragon, Princess Peach continues to play hard to get. If Mario was smart, he'd give up on the Peach fantasy and make a move on Nariko from Heavenly Sword or Rachel from Ninja Gaiden. I mean, come on... enough is enough already.


 
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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:25
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Sure there is a town in the Atacana Desert of Chile where it has never rained and being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years, but did you know that astronauts get taller when they're in space? It also might interest you to know that the longest game of Monopoly lasted 70 days and dogs can't decipher size which is why little dogs are so mean. I think I should also warn you that cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes and Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


 
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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Tuesday, 09 February 2010 20:25
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Thanks to HD technology humans don't need to travel the world and experience things personally anymore. And thanks to HD technology it's going to get extremely difficult to find people that want to be astronauts in the future and it's for the best. Believe me, if you've ever try to use the bathroom in zero gravity then you'll know exactly what I'm taking about.

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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Tuesday, 02 February 2010 16:04
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The world hasn't been the same since Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show. Suddenly chicken doesn't taste the same, puppies aren't as cute as they once were and pillows don't feel nearly as fluffy. This is why I recommend that everyone cryogenically freezes themselves until he comes back on the air. Either that or you can drink three bottles of Nyquil at the same time. It has the same effect.


 
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